Life With Mikey

Hello internet,

I have a very funny story; this was probably one of the most awkward moments of my life so far! So last night I went out to go to my university library to go read some short stories for English class. I deviated from such a noble purpose when I saw the laser tag club playing in the courtyard. So I picked up a gun and joined in. I met the club president; we joked around, shot some fuckers and won the game. He told me his girlfriend should be coming soon. I was like: Cool, thats nice. Anyhow his Girlfriend arrives. Little did I know, it was my ex-girlfriend. I hate her so much. She is one of the most manipulative, pushy, and cynical bitches I know. I had to say hello though. As soon as I did they started kissing. The kissing didn’t bother me. She isn’t worth getting worked up over. Instead of bolting, I held my ground and killed her in lazer tag FTW. Another victory, another funny internet story.

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Mike :)

“Opinions are like assholes; we all have one”

- Unknown but wise author-

My mom gives me advice, so do my friends; I believe everybody is entitled to their own personal beliefs. I, being at the age of 17 however am questioning everything I believe in. Now i know this is part of the growing process, but its pretty hard to go around not knowing what i believe in. Its like having a hole in your chest, like a piece of you is missing. in a couple of years I know ill find my equilibrium, but I’m pretty uneasy at the moment. Sometimes I just wish people would shut up and keep their ideas to themselves. Sometimes I just drown people out ;). It all confuses me, ya know?

If you Agree with me please leave a comment, or even spread this on to people. I know a lot of young adults go through this. It comforting to know that your not alone.

Peace. Love. Freedom. 

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So I just finished Dead Space 2. The game was supposedly supposed to be the scariest game of the year with stuff like.

now don’t get me wrong. I think this game is scary, It just doesn’t scare me. I totally desensitized myself to the horror genre since I have been watching horror flicks since I WAS 6! Then it was scary. now not so much. Have you ever been that desensitized to something that it didn’t even faze you?   

World’s First Wi-Fi Coffee Mug Broadcasts Your Mood

Are you fed up with Twitter, Facebook and FourSquare telling you what everyone you know is doing any any given moment? Then you may want to look away now, because the Smile Cup concept from Nikita Mokhirev will give your friends and co-workers an even handier way to keep you informed of their every movement.

Created for the Fujitsu Design Award: A Life With Future Computing competition, organized by designboom in collaboration with Fujitsu, the Smile Cup would go absolutely everywhere with the user. It might be the first coffee/tea mug with wireless capabilities. Both sides of the mug feature ultra-thin screens that allow the mug to be used like a small portable computer that you can drink coffee out of.

The mug’s handle features a solar panel to keep it juiced up – the solar panel also doubles as a touch pad for controlling the mug’s functions. You can use the mug’s screens to display the time, pictures or even the price of the drink you’re consuming. It can send tweets, send and receive text messages, and let you check email.

But our favorite Smile Cup function is the mug’s ability to display an emoticon on its side that tells the world just how you feel at that moment. If your cup is empty and you’re on your way to fill it up, a frowny face lets your office-mates know to steer clear. A giddy lovesick smiley tells your office crush that you’re interested but just don’t know what to say. Annoying and childish? Perhaps. But no more so than the passive-aggressive Facebook statuses everyone else in the office is posting.

I take no ownership of this post. I copied and pasted it from somewhere but I dont remember where. 

Dear Diary,

Today the mean bully at school gave me a…. Oh… Hi. This isn’t my livejournal account is it? O.o (Awkward…)

Well anyways good morning everyone today in New York; it is a pleasant 86F with sunny skies. Wonderful day to clean you room right? I could actually be at the beach right now chilling with some friends… BUT NO… I have to clean my room oh and the whole house btw. But being the happy guy I am, I turn Lemons into Lemonade. Cleaning can be fun right? Okay… I know thats an impossibility but at least I get to listen to some good music while I do scrub, vacuum, and wash.

For those of you who don’t know me which is probably all of you, I am a total pig. I am a slob and unless my parents threaten to ground me, I will not clean anything. Its not because I hate them or anything; I JUST HATE CLEANING. Here are my reasons why:

1) Why clean something that will constantly keep on getting dirty, I.E. Dusting and Vacuuming.

2) I love my room messy, when I try to look for something its like a Scavenger hunt! And who does like a good scavenger hunt! 

3) Sometime I find old food on my desk… (Okay this isn’t a good point)

4) No one will come in my room and bother me because it’s a deathtrap.

And thats why I hate cleaning. There is an Art to being dirty; My parents don’t understand that. 

LOL :)

Mike

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As my first post i’d like to put something up thats not too dramatic. So me and my little sis went to get some slurpees today; It was Hot as hell and we needed a cold drink. So we get to the 7-11 and My sister then points to a promo poster that says BLEND 2 SLURPEE FLAVORS!!! Her face lit up like a freaking Christmas tree and I asked this clerk if we could blend our slurpees. He looked at me and gave me a very robotic no. Now let me tell you about this clerk. I met him when he first started working and we became friendly. Ya know the deal; we asked how are you, and cracked a few jokes when I came up to the register. One day however it all changed when i walked in with my rollerblades on my feet. I knew it was a liability issue but i wasent skating all over the place. Basicly, he got really pissed and i sincerely apologized. From then on though, hes been a real pessimistic downer towards me like I was a punk or something! I dont even dress that punky except for the occasional studded belt! People man… 

Has a person ever changed their opinion about you just by one little action you did? if so leave a comment, enlighten me; people can be real A - holes.

Keep it real bloggers,

Mike