EEEK, ITS MY EX!
Hello internet,
I have a very funny story; this was probably one of the most awkward moments of my life so far! So last night I went out to go to my university library to go read some short stories for English class. I deviated from such a noble purpose when I saw the laser tag club playing in the courtyard. So I picked up a gun and joined in. I met the club president; we joked around, shot some fuckers and won the game. He told me his girlfriend should be coming soon. I was like: Cool, thats nice. Anyhow his Girlfriend arrives. Little did I know, it was my ex-girlfriend. I hate her so much. She is one of the most manipulative, pushy, and cynical bitches I know. I had to say hello though. As soon as I did they started kissing. The kissing didn’t bother me. She isn’t worth getting worked up over. Instead of bolting, I held my ground and killed her in lazer tag FTW. Another victory, another funny internet story.
KEEP
IT
REAL
Mike :)
About me
Hey Random Internet Browsers,My names Mike and welcome to my blog. Here you can read little entertaining tidbits from my life. From Funny experiences, to looking back at weird stuff in my life, or even things about my crazy family, everything I write is 99.9% authentic! The .1 was lost when I met John F. Kennedy and saved the World from Radioactive Mutants.
I expect all you guys to comment on my wacky stories, because without you I'd just be a very handsome man with a mildly inflated ego. So sit back, read, and laugh with me or even at me!
Enjoy!
Mike
