Life With Mikey

Dear Diary,

Today the mean bully at school gave me a…. Oh… Hi. This isn’t my livejournal account is it? O.o (Awkward…)

Well anyways good morning everyone today in New York; it is a pleasant 86F with sunny skies. Wonderful day to clean you room right? I could actually be at the beach right now chilling with some friends… BUT NO… I have to clean my room oh and the whole house btw. But being the happy guy I am, I turn Lemons into Lemonade. Cleaning can be fun right? Okay… I know thats an impossibility but at least I get to listen to some good music while I do scrub, vacuum, and wash.

For those of you who don’t know me which is probably all of you, I am a total pig. I am a slob and unless my parents threaten to ground me, I will not clean anything. Its not because I hate them or anything; I JUST HATE CLEANING. Here are my reasons why:

1) Why clean something that will constantly keep on getting dirty, I.E. Dusting and Vacuuming.

2) I love my room messy, when I try to look for something its like a Scavenger hunt! And who does like a good scavenger hunt! 

3) Sometime I find old food on my desk… (Okay this isn’t a good point)

4) No one will come in my room and bother me because it’s a deathtrap.

And thats why I hate cleaning. There is an Art to being dirty; My parents don’t understand that. 

LOL :)

Mike

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